The Good Life

I found these to be quite funny. Before I am condemned for making fun of rural dwellers of America, please know that I have been guilty of one of the things displayed below, and would easily consider several others! Bonus points if you can guess which ones!!

You Might be a redneck if...

A little rain doesn't spoil the fishing...



You carry your front porch with you...



You need fashion tips from your husband...



You wear a shirt like this for your engagement picture...(and your fiancé looks like she is 12)!



Your wedding picture looked like this.



And your wedding cake looked like this...



Your mailbox looks like this...



Your doghouse looks like this...



Your pickup looks like this...



You have a deer's butt for a door bell...



You don't need a lake to do a little skiing...



Or if your wife is quoted in the local paper saying...