So the other morning Kieran and Daddy were in the office playing on our "computers" (Daddy has a dual processor AMD screaming machine, Kieran has an old keyboard) when we heard a commotion in the bedroom. Maranda was getting Grandma Kathy's opinion of how a blouse matched a couple different skirts and had ran into some difficulty in retrieving a skirt from its hanger. In a moment of frustration she yanked the hanger free and flopped the skirt onto the bed, exclaiming "flippin closet!." Kieran had wandered in and not recognizing the need for a Grandma filter, quickly translated "f@cking closet!" It is moments like these that you wish you had the ability to instantly turn into a gnat and crawl under the floor boards for a while. Really not much you can say to redeem the situation, as I doubt G-Ma would buy my mutterings about "kids programs these days...."
Grandma, in case you read this we are aggressively addressing the situation. I am installing quick release hangers in all of our closets!
5 comments:
This is an excellent reason NOT to home school. I'm sure G-Ma wouldn't buy the "kids programming" line. But you would surely be able to interject at least reasonable doubt if you said, "Those darned kids at school..." :)
Is it bad that this little tale made me laugh? I am sure that its not so fun in the moment...but the retelling of it is classic!!! ;) -S
My mouth is just dangling open. I cannot get it to close.
HA! HA! HA!
aaaaaa hhahahaahahawahahahawwwww
Ha, ha! That is hilarious! Grandma Cindy
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